Club Penguin Secrets, Cheats and Glitches…
1. How to Nub!
This works on some computers, but not on others… I’m not sure why. Anyway, to do this, you should be on the flash file (http://play.clubpenguin.com/load.swf) version of the game. Click outside the flash file, and press F11. This will activate full-screen mode. Click in the white space below the game, and your penguin will walk below the chat bar and nub. If it doesn’t work, I’m not sure what to tell ya.
2. Fun with Text!
Click inside the chat box and hold “w” until it reaches the point where the chat box doesn’t make anymore w’s. Press enter and your penguin will have w’s outside of the word bubble.

3. Splotchy Screen!
I heard this from some random penguin online. Anytime on club penguin, press the +/= key on your keyboard and the screen will get all splotchy. Press it again to turn the screen to normal.
Normal Screen…

Splotchy Screen…

4. Secret Rooms
There are a few secret rooms that are slightly harder to find: The Mine, The Iceberg, The Dojo, The Boiler Room and The Secret Agent Head Quarters. To get to the Mine, click on the shack in between The Forest and The Snow Forts (see pic below). To get to the Iceberg, simply click the Iceberg in the ocean on the right side of the map (again, see pic). To get to the dojo, click the bluer mountains behind the huge white ones (see the pic!). To get to the Boiler Room, walk on the speaker on the right-hand side of the DJ area.

As for the Secret Agent Head Quarters, that leads me to…
5. Becoming a Secret Agent
To become a SECRET AGENT, your penguin needs to be at least 30 days old. Once your penguin is that age, all you do is click the Moderator “M” in the top right corner of the screen (the one you use to report penguins). A while back, the way to becoming a secret agent was actually a secret, but now they usually tell you how to do it every week in The Penguin Times, and there’s a big “BECOME A SECRET AGENT” button instead of clicking the “M” on the Moderation screen. It will tell you about what you should do as a secret agent. You’re not supposed to tell anyone if you’re an agent, but that rule is rarely followed…
Once you went through the missions and rewards, you are ready to take DA QUIZ! It’s fairly easy, here are the answers (the ones in red are the correct answers):
1. Pick one quality you think a secret agent should have:
Popular
Honest
In-Charge
2. Pick the correct reason to report a penguin to a moderator:
Throwing snowballs at you
Not being your buddy
Being mean or rude
3. What would you do if you saw a penguin breaking the rules?
Yell at them
Report them
Throw snowballs at them
4. Which type of personal information should be reported?
Saying their country
Saying boy or girl
Saying their address
5. Pick one reason why you want to be a secret agent:
My friends are Secret Agents
I want a spy phone
I want to keep Club Penguin safe
6. Pick another reason why you want to be a secret agent:
I’ve always wanted to be a spy
I want to help other penguins
I want to hang-out the HQ
It will then tell you to log out and log back in, so do this. You should have your spy phone
. You will also be able to access the HQ (finally!)!! Just click on your cell phone in your inventory and click “Visit the HQ” OR go in the first changing booth in the Sports Shop (not the best place). Now you’ll be able to do missions! Woot!
6. Becoming a Tour Guide!
If your penguin is at least 45 days old, you can get a tour guide hat and become a tour guide! Just go to the Ski Lodge, click the tour booth, and click the bottom section of the sign. Now it’s time for another quiz! Every time you take the quiz, it gives you 8 of these questions to answer. Here are the answers to all the possible questions you may get (correct answer is in red).
1. What is the name of Captain Rockhopper’s ship?
The Swift Swimmer
The Voyager
The Icebreaker
The Migrator
2. Which of these rooms doesn’t have music playing in the background?
Coffee Shop
Dance Club
Pizza Shop
Pet Shop
3. How many coins does it cost to buy a player card background?
20
50
60
80
4. Which color of puffle can catch on fire?
Blue
Black
Green
Red
5. How do you get a pin?
Buy it in the Gift Shop
Click on it
Throw a snowball on it
Walk on top of it
6. What item is thrown out of the truck in level 4 of Bean Counters?
A candlestick
A flower pot
A brick
A teapot
7. How does the pink puffle play?
Blows bubbles
Skips with a skipping rope
Flies around wearing a propeller cap
Rolls a ball around
8. Which of these rooms does NOT have a game in it?
Book Room
Pet Shop
Lodge Attic
Beach
9. Which of these games has a shark in it?
Jetpack Adventure
Cart Surfer
Mancala
Sled Racing
10. What is the name of the big fish in Ice Fishing?
Guppy
Fluffy
Mullet
Blub
11. What day does the newspaper come out?
Tuesday
Thursday
Saturday
Sunday
12. How many Sled Racing tracks are there?
2
3
4
6
13. In what room can you find old copies of The Penguin Times?
Book Room
Boiler Room
Mine
Coffee Shop
14. What item is always hidden in a different place of the clothing catalog every month?
The red scarf
The green running shoes
The viking helmet
The chef hat
7. Player Card Glitch
This is a fun little trick you can try. First, select an outfit you want your penguin to wear. Then, open your player card and pick a new outfit. Instead of closing your player card, click on another penguin. Click your card again and it will have different clothes than your penguin.
(If you leave the room it won’t work anymore)
8. Free Items that are Always Available
There are two free items you can always get in the Book Room, Rockhopper’s key and the friendship bracelet. You can get them by looking at the last page of “Rockhopper and the Stowaway” and “The Journal of Captain Rockhopper”.


9. Quick Keys!
Here’s a list of some quick keys directly from Club Penguin:

Here are some they don’t tell you…
ET= Fart
EN= Moon
EP= Puffle
EI= Igloo
EM= Coin
Shift != Exclamation mark
Shift ?= Question mark
10. Stand on Thin Ice!
To stand on Thin Ice, go to the Lounge, and click above Thin Ice. You’ll be standing on it (how fun).

11. Under the Counter
To walk under a counter (at the Gift Shop, Coffee Shop, or Sports Shop) simply click on it, and your penguin will walk under it. Kinda strange…

Game Tips…
Astro Barrier:
1. On the start menu, press 1 to jump to level 10, 2 to jump to level 20, and 3 to jump to level 30.
2. After level 10, wait 25 seconds and a blue ship will pop up. Shoot it to go to the secret levels.
Pizzatron 3000:
1. On the start menu, click on the lever. You’ll be able to make desert pizzas!
Ice Fishing:
1. Get the mullet by getting a yellow fish on your line and using it as bait.
2. Gray fish will appear if you wear the fishing rod with a lure and play Ice Fishing!
Useful Tips that aren’t quite Secrets or Glitches…
1. In the Lighthouse, click the “TO TOP” at the top of the screen to instantly get to the Beacon!
2. The telescope at the Beacon and the binoculars at the Cove can give you a view of upcoming events (ex: Rockhopper’s arrival).
3. Throw a snowball at the target on the Club Penguin clock (at the Snow Forts) to make it spin. XD
Club Penguin Secret Dances/Waves…
Secret Dances/Waves with FREE Items:
1. Swim: Wear any color Water Wings or Floaty Duck (that’s what I’m gonna call it) and dance.
2. Scoop Ice Cream: Wear the Ice Cream Apron and dance.
3. Ring a Bell: Wear the Bell and wave.
4. Hold up the “GO RED” sign: Wear the Red Face Paint and wave.
5. Hold up the “GO BLUE” sign: Wear the Blue Face Paint and wave.
6. Blow a Whistle: Wear the whistle and wave.
7. Fly: Wear the red or blue Propeller Cap and dance.
8. Drill: Wear any miner/construction hat and dance.
9. Play Maracas: Wear the Maracas and dance.

Secret Dances/Waves with MEMBER items:
1. Toss Pizza Dough: Wear the Pizza Apron and Chef Hat and dance. You can also wear just the Chef Hat and dance.
2. Pour Coffee: Wear the Coffee Apron and dance.
3. Hula Dance: Wear the Hula Skirt and/or the Red or Blue Lei.
4. Hit Metal: Wear the Black Smith Apron and dance.
5. Juggle: Wear the Clown Suit, Clown Wig and Clown Shoes and dance.
6. Play Guitar: Wear any Acoustic or Rock Guitar and dance.
7. Play Drums: Wear the Drum sticks and the Drum and dance. Note this also works if you wear the Marching Band Hat and the Drum Sticks.
8. Play Violin: Wear the Violin and dance.
9. Play Tuba: Wear the Tuba and dance.
10. Spin Lasso: Wear the Lasso and wave.
11. Spray a Hose: Wear the Fire Fighter Hat and Fire Fighter Coat and dance.
12. Hold a “RESCUE SQUAD” Sign: Wear the Rescue Squat Hat and Rescue Squad Coat and wave.
13. Wave a Red Cloth: Wear the Matador Outfit and dance.
14. Take a Picture: Wear the Camera and wave.
15. Hold the Pink Energy: Wear the Gamma Girl Costume, Pink Mask, and Pink Cape.
16. Hold the Blue Energy: Wear the Shadow Guy Costume, Blue Mask, and Blue Cape.
17: Conduct: Wear the Conductor Suit and dance.
18: Kick a Soccer Ball: Wear the Soccer Ball and dance! You can also wear the Soccer Ball and the Cleats and dance.
Other Glitch/Cheat/Secret Sites…
1. http://clubpenguincp.com/club-penguin-cheats/
2. http://watex.wordpress.com/cheatsglitches-here/
Is there something I missed? Incorrect or old info? Please post your comment if you want to add or correct something! Note: Please don’t give us secrets directly from someone else’s site. If you want to add a glitch from another site, give a link to their page instead. Thanks!





June 14, 2007 at 3:34 am
the splotchy thing is for if your computer is really slow and you want to play Club Penguin with faster graphics. Basically you’re switching from hi-res to low-res.
August 12, 2008 at 9:42 am
i really want a propeller hat but wasn’t here when they were for sail
August 31, 2008 at 12:21 am
propellar hats were once free items for the april fools party
November 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
i wanna propellar hat but it not there no more!!!!!!
SO SAAAAADD VERY SAAAD!!!!!!
seeya dude’s
January 5, 2009 at 12:26 pm
The pizza part is so fun!!! I’m the chef in christmas server!
February 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm
i dont know where to get the chefs hat? help me
April 2, 2009 at 11:45 am
you rock
you helped me alot
please keep it up =)